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korax1214

Member Since 27 Apr 2008
Offline Last Active Sep 12 2009 08:46 PM
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In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)

16 June 2008 - 01:36 AM

Q: How many Pink Floyd fans/members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: I don't know, I was really drunk at the time.
A2: There's no lightbulb really, matter of fact, it's all dark.
;)

In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)

09 June 2008 - 02:34 AM

Sign on the door of the London Weather Centre: "Wet paint, becoming dry later"

In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)

09 June 2008 - 02:28 AM

How many England soccer-squad managers does it take to change a lightbulb? None -- the bulb always worked before. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None -- it's a hardware problem. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Bulb uninstallation has been disabled in this version.

In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)

04 May 2008 - 01:53 PM

No racist jokes, eh? Not even the one about the famous Lost Tribe of Africa, the Wherethe-Halawi? :D "007, you've been our top spy for 40 years and your hair is beginning to turn grey." "What are you telling me, M -- do you expect me to start wearing a wig?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye."