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Great Sketch from New Fonejacker Series...

25 September 2008 - 10:11 PM

...says it all about those ridiculous phone-in competitions...

Knock-Off Nigel

02 August 2008 - 05:02 PM

He's the kinda guy who does things on the cheap {in this f***ed-up economy, who can blame him?}
He steals money from whip-rounds, the guy's a real creep
He steals food from the fridge, whenever he can {maybe his last pay packet hasn't arrived yet - I know that pain...}
He downloads knock off films, what a grubby little man!

HE'S A KNOCK-OFF NIGEL
A KNOCK-OFF NIGEL
KNOCK-OFF NIGEL DOWNLOADS KNOCK-OFF FILMS
{gotta make ends meet somehow...}


Anyone else annoyed by this disgraceful anti-piracy propaganda currently fouling both our evening viewing and our morning radio? First it was 'if you buy pirate DVDs, you're helping terrorists bomb little kiddies, and you've got THEIR BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!' - now, just 'cos someone snides the odd movie (which still makes box-office millions for the companies regardless), that makes them fair game for outrageous slander and libel? That's like suggesting anyone who's ever double-parked is also a rapist...

Like this is going to reduce piracy at all - anyway, the companies should be comfortable with at least a modicum of piracy, after all, if their movie isn't even being viewed for free, that means nobody's paying to see it either!

And if they still want to reduce piracy, they should go after the ones who initiate the illegal share in the first place, not attack those who download what's already out there, surely?

Aside, if 'Knock-Off Nigel' is downloading in the workplace (ie using company bandwidth), then he's only got himself to blame for getting caught, but that's for his employers to deal with!

(For the record, I don't download/share copyright material myself, but still...)

Who uses Outlook 2003?...

01 January 2008 - 11:49 PM

I've got Office 2k3 installed on 2 drives on a dual boot PC (one being Win2k, the other being XP SP2) - how do I import all the calendar reminders from the Outlook folder on the WinXP disk to the Outlook folder on the Win2k disk?

L(M)adbrokes Wild Fire Virtual FM

13 November 2007 - 03:04 PM

Has anyone played this screen based fruity (3 reels, 5 paylines, £500 max payout) - does anyone know the reels to it?

Should Pub Landlords Rely on Fruities As Their Livelihood?...

06 November 2007 - 09:49 PM

I went into a pub in the middle of Arthur Street this evening, and the moment I entered, I was threatened by the landlord of another pub (so I presume, from his dialogue), and told "No you don't! I'd better tell you now, you and fruit machines don't mix round here, you've been scamming all the pubs in the area..." {not true!} "...you done my pub, you done my mate's pub round the corner, you ain't doing this pub, you c***!" - he was shouting and swearing in full view of about ten other customers (the barmaid was only about 5 foot, she was quite rightly staying well out of it, or maybe she'd already asked him to have a word 'cos she'd seen me playing once too often!...), and I'd not even touched the machine yet (Space Raiders @ 74%, FYI, MV).


I tried to explain that I wasn't scamming anyone or anything, but, as many regular pub players on here will testify, there's no reasoning with these paranoid idiots - once they get an idea like that into their head, it's set in stone that you're a low-down cheating thief! But this mug went on about "threatening my f*****g livelihood", and eventually had to be led off by his mate to get some air and calm down for five minutes (and probably have a little cry ;)) ...


But seriously, this is really quite insane, I mean:-

a) if fruit machines are really your livelihood, you're an arcade, not a pub;

B) if winning out of a pub machine threatens the pub's livelihood, the pub is already in deep trouble;

c) any publican who puts a gaming machine on their premises for customers to play is also gambling - and if they don't like people winning out of their machine, they shouldn't have them there in the first place!


As I was outnumbered in a not-so-familiar pub, I backed down (this time!), finished my drink (which they'd waited for me to pay for before rounding on me!), and f***ed off fuming at this 'guilty by say-so' treatment - some old bird was on it pretty much the whole time anyway, she might have jumped on to keep me off it, you know how devious some c***s are...)


Pubs' profit margins can't be that thin, surely, that the odd £25 win for £10 in every 2-3 days can make the difference between the owners' kids getting fed tonight or not - and anyway, someone else will lose on it, that's the nature of the beast...