mc_christopher

Fair play to Nelson Mandela. It's not often terrorists die of old age.

I wonder if there's any pub around called the. DOG INN if so have they a drive through so you ain't gotta leave your car lol
and these hand car washes I wonder if anybody's took their car in completely caked in shit from nose to bumper, roof to tyre and been turned away lol.

About a mile from my house lol

I went to Barmouth in Wales a few years ago and there was a tattoo place called 'Infectious Ink' or something along those lines lol. Also someone had knocked the 'C' from 'Carousel Cafe', renaming it 'Arousel Cafe'. How we chuckled.

I've not had anything like that recently, but it springs to mind a builder who comes in my local every afternoon and usually puts between £150-£200 in Double DOND (we've had one or a variant of them since about October). He does this Monday to Friday every week bare in mind, and he still hasn't realised if you're playing both boards, the amount that's left on both boards is the amount you've got in your box I could have told him on several occasions, but he's a bit of a dick and probably wouldn't appriciate my input anyway...

A tramp sees a woman about to jump off a bridge to kill herself. He asks 'seeing as you're going to kill yourself, will you have sex with me first?'
'No!' replies to woman, 'leave me alone you smelly hobo!'
'Okay,' says the tramp 'I'll just go and wait at the bottom.'